hardforbrandon:

THE FIRST POUNCE WAS ADORABLE, BUT THE SECOND ONE?????? I CAN’T TAKE THIS.

hardforbrandon:

THE FIRST POUNCE WAS ADORABLE, BUT THE SECOND ONE?????? I CAN’T TAKE THIS.

(via lloveyou)

(Source: just-fenn, via fvjk)

chickennuggle:

badsciencejokes:

booooritofu:

long exposure game strong

Amazing.

See this and tell me there is no life elsewhere in the universe. I dare you.

(Source: firstgingerdoctor, via kissesandlaughsandrisks)

happy-follows-sweaty:

floraliris:

DREAMS

i fancy a banana

(Source: bmvagabnd, via kissesandlaughsandrisks)

pjayk:

Fucking map

(Source: theantigovernor, via iwontletyoubethedeath0fme)

starbuckers:

I wish my name was brad so that I would be 75% rad

(via gullibility)

neyney-jr:

healthyshrrrr1mp:

I’m reblogging this again because I want to add that images like this are literally 100% the only reason I feel better about my body. Because when I’m having a shitty body image day, I look in the mirror and I remember that there are people who think bodies like mine are beautiful and lovely and sexy and I give myself permission to love myself even though my body is rarely reflected in mainstream media.

Rebloggin on here cause this is hella important

neyney-jr:

healthyshrrrr1mp:

I’m reblogging this again because I want to add that images like this are literally 100% the only reason I feel better about my body. Because when I’m having a shitty body image day, I look in the mirror and I remember that there are people who think bodies like mine are beautiful and lovely and sexy and I give myself permission to love myself even though my body is rarely reflected in mainstream media.

Rebloggin on here cause this is hella important

(Source: bluehairedkitten, via kissesandlaughsandrisks)

(Source: sitxlys, via calms)

guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

image

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(Source: guy, via guy)

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