Anonymous asked: post a picture of yourself? And are you single?
Dear Anon, I put two photos of myself up just today! That’s more than enough of myself for a day. But how about a self portrait that I drew? I’m NOT the fish.
And Anon, no I’m not single. My real name is Zelda and my heart is promised to Link, the man who comes to my rescue no matter how many times I get myself kidnapped. Would YOU do that?
And since you played nicely and dealt with my ridiculousness, here’s a real photo…